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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Get upset if you're
too busy to talk to them for a week. |
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Are
glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same
conversation you were having last time you met. |
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Never ask for food.
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Are the reason you
have no food. |
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Call your parents Mr.
And Mrs. |
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Call your parents mom
and dad. |
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Bail you out of jail
and tell you what you did was wrong. |
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we screwed up...but man
that was fun!" |
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Have never seen you
cry. |
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Cry with you.
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Borrow your stuff for
a few days then give it back. |
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Keep your stuff so
long they forget it's yours. |
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Know a few things
about you. |
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Could write a book
with direct quotes from you. |
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Will leave you behind
if that's what the crowd is doing. |
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Will kick the whole
crowds?? (tm) ass that left you behind. |
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Would knock on your
door. |
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Walk right in and say,
"I'm home!" |
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Are for a while.
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Are for life.
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Have shared a few
experiences... |
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Have shared a lifetime of experiences no Civilian could ever dream
of... |
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better
drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste...that's alcohol
abuse!!" Then carry you home safely and put you to bed.. |
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Will talk crap to the
person who talks crap about you. |
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Will knock them the
hell out for using your name in
vain. |
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CIVILIAN
FRIENDS: |
Will ignore this.
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MILITARY FRIENDS: |
Will advise all their
military friends of this. |
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CLASSIFICATION: |
UNCLASSIFIED |
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CAVEATS: |
NONE |
